Online Store!

Why buy the book or CD when the stuff is available on this website FREE?
• Books are far cooler than computer screens. This book kicks ass. Take it to bed, lend it to a friend, leave it on the toilet and read the poems 1 at a time.
• The audio CDs / Tapes kick ass for road trips. The book is a killer gift and also kicks ass for road trips (and other trips...).
• It costs time, paper and toner to print the poems, and then bind them. If you want a copy, buying the book is by far the cheapest and easiest way to get it.
• Similarly, downloading the MP3s, converting them to WAV, and burning 2 CDs is a big pain.
• The downloadable MP3s online all have my little advertisement at the end of each track (350K). You could download them and then go through editing all 111, and remount them. 2+ hours later, you should've just bought the damn thing.
• I sign each copy of the book (oo baby). Someday, copies of this edition of the book will be worth over $1.7 million in 2002 dollars.
• If you really appreciate the poetry, then throw me a bone for christ's sake. Putting this together has taken thousands of hours over the years. A couple bucks for my final product would help everyone.

How do I pay?
• Please pay using Mastercard/Visa/Discover/eCheck and PayPal.com (use the shopping cart below). It is totally secure, I never learn your credit card info, and the transaction is utterly seemless. It takes 2 seconds to sign up as part of the payment process, and they give you $5.00 to sign up.
• If you must pay using Cashier's Check, Money Order, or Cash, CLICK HERE

		Buy the Book: $19.95
		Buy the Audio CDs (2 disks): $14.95
		Buy the Book & Audio CDs (2 disks) COMBO: $29.95
		Buy the MP3 Audio CD (1 disk): $10.95
		Buy the Book & MP3 CD (1 disk) COMBO: $24.95
		Buy the e-Book in Adobe PDF format (emailed to you): $9.95

• Foreign Destinations add 50% to US shipping fees
• Orders under $50 shipped USPS Priority Mail. Orders over $50 shipped UPS Ground.
• All Foreign Orders shipped USPS (US Postal Service - Ground).